The hurl beneath the bed is redundant

James McAdam has designed the Safe Bedside Table and in one fell swoop has reduced Lifestyle Sport's turnover by hundreds of thousands of Euro from all the people who now won't buy their shittily made hurls to "protect" themselves from intruders. It's a bedside table that quickly becomes a club and shield, I presume the idea is for the burglar to be paralysed by laughter.

Below: a shit Lifestyle hurley yesterday, pondering its future


Credit to OhGizmo for the link